Monday, October 15, 2012

STAMPEDE

So, since we are on vacation, and had two things to do yesterday, we decided to just do one thing today – get to Tel Aviv.  It fits our one thing on Saturday, getting to London!

So, we headed out this morning after a wonderful British breakfast at the Doubletree, caught a bus to Heathrow Airport, then a bus to Luton Airport.  No issues with either bus.  It was an hour and 10 minutes from Heathrow and Luton, so we just napped, read, and looked at the English Countryside.
When we got to Luton, the easyJet line was ENORMOUS.  Luckily, we had paid for a special package, as we didn’t know if we would need to change the date of the ticket.  So, our ticket included Speedy Boarding (which had a special checkin line), and there was only 1 person in that line – score!!

For those of you who have never heard of easyJet, they are like Southwest on a budget.  There is NOTHING provided on the flight.  Not even water to drink (unless you want to drink from the airplane’s potable water from the lavatory).  So, after check-in, we got some food and beverages and waited for them to tell us the gate.  At 11:26, they posted the gate and the stampede began.  Bill had the misfortune to be taking the crossword out of the newspaper when I exclaimed Gate 24 and took off.  I was quickly lost in the throngs of people power rushing to the gate.  Realizing there was a mass of humanity, I paused to wait for Bill as streams of people passed by.  If you are familiar with the Oklahoma Sooners, who at Noon rushed the borders to get their first dibs on a parcel…it was a bit like that without the Conestoga’s or horses.
After standing in line for 20 minutes, they allowed us through the boarding line.  As we shuffled down the stairs, everyone came to a halt on whatever step they happened to be…until they checked everyone in, opened the door, and race was back on!  A stream of people out on the tarmac rushing the plane.  Then one person broke loose and headed for the stairs at the back of the plane.  We followed and were about the 2nd ones on in the back.  Eventually, both groups met in the middle of the plane.  Have you ever seen a tidal pool rushing into an estuary?  The two waters swirl and churn, neither static nor moving—in a stalemate?  That’s what we found!

The flight was not awful.  But the seats had no recline, and were tight.  An A320 is 7 inches wider than a 737, the idea being to put one inch into each seat width and one for the aisle.  But seats are heavy and narrow seats are cheaper and lighter.  So, easyJet put the narrow seats on and used all 7 inches in the aisle.  It makes for quicker boarding and you can actually pass people in the aisle.  But I only do that once or twice in a flight, and I sit in the seat the rest of the time…So, Boo Hiss on EJ for that call!
 
Halfway through the flight, the man next to us started talking.  Not sure how it began, but he talked the last two hours of the flight.  Much of it was interesting, but…  Well.  Two hours are better than five!  We got off the plane, were grilled by Immigrations, got our bag and off to the hotel!
It’s good to be Diamond with Hilton!  But if you can’t be, by all means make sure your spouse is!  Theresa got us on the Executive level, and of course into the lounge.  They had a very nice spread for 3 minutes longer.  We heaped plates and found a table.  We tried a few new drinks (an Israeli beer, an unknown liqueur (Sabra), and some red wine). 

While enjoying a bit of relaxation, we were snapped back to reality when a man at the next table told us he couldn’t help noticing our joy and the evident love we exhibited.  (We thought we were just being normal!)  For those of you in WWME, you know we are supposed to be a sign with our relationship.  It is surprising though to be recognised for it.  We were at the time, being happy and thankful for getting in under the wire for dinner.  Maybe God was giving us a "Thank you" back?
Well, the folks that are joining us should be heading to Philadelphia now to catch their flight to Tel Aviv.  We’ll catch up with them tomorrow!

And to one special couple (who knows who they are), Happy Anniversary M&C!

1 comment:

  1. I haven't seen you unhappy when you are together. Maybe a little irritated, but never unhappy. Have fun!

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